Mommy, what are you doing up there? Come play with me on the floor! 

You think I'm gonna play down here? Are you kidding, Mommy? 

Maybe I'll take a nap down here. 

Very interesting.  

What is this crazy thing? I wonder how it tastes and how can I get it in my mouth? 

Let's just relax today, Mommy. 

I'm starting to like that camera thing! (That's good since it's always in her face.) 

Ooh ooh ooh! I have something very important to say to Susan. You better call her Mommy! 

She wasn't there?  

Hey Mommy. You're funny.